[ sheila groans. ] Woof, you can't just go around eating random plants. Living off the land is very appealing but you have to be careful, especially with city plants.
I am careful! Super careful. They say if you ingest poison ivy, you'll build up an immunity to it. Tons of people are trying it out and it works for them.
Just...apparently not me. Hang on.
[There's a clatter, then a long, long pause. Woof returns to the phone a few minutes later, voice raspy.]
Besides, I've been watching this patch for a while. Nobody's going to spray my garden without my permission.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
timeasmymeasure![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
flatlanders
[IC] calling her from a pay phone or something
Date: 2016-08-26 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-08-26 06:56 pm (UTC)[ she might just be the only one here with a working telephone number because of the dorm. ]
Why not? Where are you?
no subject
Date: 2016-08-26 07:05 pm (UTC)Payphone outside of Greenacre Park. I ate a bad plant & my belly is going belly up. That book I borrowed from the library said nothing about this.
no subject
Date: 2016-08-26 08:00 pm (UTC)You know they're exposed to all those chemicals.
sorry this is about to get so gross
Date: 2016-08-26 10:47 pm (UTC)Just...apparently not me. Hang on.
[There's a clatter, then a long, long pause. Woof returns to the phone a few minutes later, voice raspy.]
Besides, I've been watching this patch for a while. Nobody's going to spray my garden without my permission.
no subject
Date: 2016-08-27 03:38 am (UTC)[ she hears the noises on the other end of the line and thinks maybe something gone wrong with the connection but then. ]
That's disgusting.
no subject
Date: 2016-08-27 03:53 am (UTC)[He wipes his mouth, then is silent for a moment.]
...I might need some help getting to the ER.
no subject
Date: 2016-08-27 04:37 pm (UTC)